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February 13, 2007 -

Episode 39 - Pigmy in a Blanket

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The homeless man shower story, Tom’s new crazy-ass diet plan, Animated snot globs, Chicken poo and bootie songs, plus – Listener submitted Things I Hate, Things I Love.

January 30, 2007 -

Episode 38 - Bang Bang Muffler

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Nobody bamboozles Tom! Disneyland in January, the cereal diet, Ema wants to be a groupie for Chris Isaak. Do you pump for your wife? Tom does.

Link to Listener Edward's Dance Dance Revolution video - Click HERE.

January 16, 2007 -

Episode 37 - The Whole Tooth

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Tom’s wisdom tooth extraction, a new car, Ema rants about obnoxious up-selling, and a pre-dawn dreamlike visit to a flea market.

January 2, 2007 -

Episode 36 - Nappy You Hear!

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Ema got Tom got a pillow for his car that really helps him sleep while driving, medical news – slouching is now good for your back, Tom’s guilty pleasure of the week is more embarrassing than he counted on, Ema tells her dental hygienist the truth about her flossing habits.

December 18, 2006 -

Episode 35 - Cherry Mishmash

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It’s The Unreal OC Christmas Special! We’re at the end of our ropes and we’d like you to join us!

December 10, 2006 -

Special Episode - Santa

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the trailer, we all couldn't breathe on account of the vapor!

December 3, 2006 -

Episode 34 - The Sister

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It's two against one with Ema's sister Linda joining us as a special guest; Armenian food for Thanksgiving; Salvation Army toys for the kids, and throat surgery for Tom.

November 23, 2006 -

Episode 33 - Tossin' Shrimp

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Tom discovers his favorite store has a whole other floor filled with shoes, the history of scatting, why apple pie may be the only antidote to the texture of raw scallops, Ema thinks there’s no excuse for bad roots, Ummmm McUnderbelly. . ., and finally we discuss the very personal and sometimes scary subject of personal hygiene.

November 14, 2006 -

Episode 32 - UnHoly Matrimony

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Ema and I celebrate 11 years of blitzfull harmony, Tom masquerades as a courtesy clerk, and is there every really a correct answer for 'how do I look?'

Website for listener Edward's 5 Mac Tips Podcast: http://web.mac.com/incredied/

November 5, 2006 -

Episode 31 - Trick or Ramen

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Music: Opening Theme: TUROC Theme, Joe Faraci
Things I Hate Things I love - Things I Hate, Joe Faraci
Nick's Top Ten List Transition Music - Nick's List, Joe Faraci
Closing music - TUROC Closing Theme, Joe Faraci

Yet another use for Top Ramen, Christmas music year-round, and how DARE they interrupt my nap!

October 25, 2006 -

Episode 30 - This Show is XXX

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Panhandling, manhandling, a ‘live’ report from the casino floor, and why Ema hates concerts

October 14, 2006 -

Episode 29 - Chicagogoogoo

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Hobo signs, Indian casinos, organ lessons, and listener feedback

October 2, 2006 -

Episode 28 - Don't Zamboni My Baloney!

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Music: Nick's Top Ten List Transition Music - Crowe Jam, Charlie Crowe
Closing music - Goodluck, Goodbye, For The Drive Home
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How Tom got busted THIS week; brace yourself for a new crime wave sweeping The OC - ladder swiping, and the joys of pre-dawn shopping.

September 23, 2006 -

Episode 27 - Knick Knack Tommy's Whacked!

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Music: Nick's Top Ten List Transition Music - Crowe Jam, Charlie Crowe
Closing music - 100 Dollar Hangover, Lords of the Highway
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Listener Seth's Blog - http://Karmascurse.blogspot.com

Party remorse, too many knick knacks, and a new segment: Things I love/Things I hate.

September 10, 2006 -

Episode 26 - String Cheese Theory

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Music: Opening music - Crowe Jam, Charlie Crowe
Nick's Top Ten List Transition Music - Astroglide, Alan Renkl
Closing music - She Put A Curse On Me, The Marauders
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Deep fried grilled cheese sandwiches, tantrums in restaurants, and a newly discovered type of cheese from the bottom of our fridge.

September 2, 2006 -

Episode 25 - Moron With a Horn On

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Ema and I publicly confess our most embarrassing moments.

Official Village People Website: http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/

August 26, 2006 -

Episode 24 - Why Not Uranus?

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The return of the wife! Elizabeth is back and has some issues to raise with Tom Cruise. We recap our family vacation, and discuss the inexcusable decision by the feeble-minded drunks in the International Astronomical Union to delete Pluto.

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